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“他怎么了？”君海澄也好奇，他觉得四子悦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">苦瓜脸非常有趣。

“他是个五音不全……”

不过四子悦已经说得迟了，那边于非已经开始嚎了，君海澄和高小白同时脸一皱，第二张和第三张苦瓜脸新鲜出炉，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">滴妈呀，如果用一个排比句来形容君海澄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">感受，那就是：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">仿佛听到了一头猪在临死惨叫，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">好像听到了两只猫在发春，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">似乎听到了一群野驴在唱歌……

君海澄再次给自己施了个静音符，喘一口气，坐在软绵绵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">沙发上喝茶。

为了拯救自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">耳朵，四子悦扑上小舞台，想把于非拽下来，但是于非此时歌兴大发，哪里肯放手，一边嚎一边跟四子悦作斗争，高小白捂着耳朵在小舞台下边转来转去，嚷嚷着，“别打啦！小非非，小悦悦——于非，闭嘴！吵死啦！”

刚推开门，准备来个闪亮登场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">战琰看到这混乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">一幕，有些惊骇，怀疑自己是不是走错地方了，又特意去看了看门牌，没错呀！

千种风流万般潇洒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">走进来，战琰坐在君海澄身边，笑得百花灿烂。

君海澄啃着一颗鲜美多汁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">水蜜桃，瞄他一眼，笑得这么欢乐干什么？也不怕歪嘴！不说别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，直接指指还在疯癫状态中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">于非，“让他闭嘴。”

战琰顺手拿起一颗桃子砸过去，狼嚎鬼叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">于非被从天而来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">大桃子堵住嘴，差点被一口桃汁呛死，于是，世界安静了。

四子悦和高小白一脸终于获救了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">表情，也发现了坐在君海澄身边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">人。

高小白一看，“呀，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">！”

战琰笑眯眯地跟高小白打招呼，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">好，小肥！又见面了呀！”

小肥？高小白黑着小脸瞪着他。

君海澄撇撇嘴，他旁边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">这个混蛋，最爱干当着和尚骂秃驴、抓住痛脚就猛踩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">事儿了，他能平安长这么大没被别人弄死，多不容易呀！

战琰仿佛没有看见高小白<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">怨念，掏出一大包高级奶糖，递给高小白，“昨天见面没带东西，这是补回来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">见面礼。”

高小白高高兴兴地抱住奶糖，表示自己不介意战琰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">称呼了。

君海澄嘴里发出磨牙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">声音，他平日里也喂了高小白不少水果零食，还都是空间出品<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，最是滋养人，怎么也没见小绵羊这样感恩戴德？一包奶糖就把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">收买了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">还能更有出息一点吗？

一边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">四子悦和于非深吸一口气，他们可没有高小白那么单纯白目，以为这人是长得很像帝国元帅什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，这人分明就是帝国元帅战琰！毕竟相貌可以作假，但是那种无法言说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">贵气，常年身处高位培养出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">威慑力，却是假冒不来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">。

两人忍住内心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">激动，对视一眼，他们无论如何也想不到，君海澄说要介绍给他们认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">人居然会是当今元帅！走到战琰面前，腿狠狠地一并，行了一个十分标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">军礼，“战元帅！”

战琰微微颔首，脸上挂着“和蔼可亲”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">笑容，“乖，不用这样严肃么，来来来，给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">见面礼，人人都有份。”说着，一人手里也给塞了一样东西。

啊？四子悦和于非脸红红<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">接过礼物。

君海澄惊奇，小声问：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">怎么会买这些东西？”

战琰也小声地回答：“路上买<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">不打没准备<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">仗。”

君海澄疑惑，这跟打仗能扯上什么关系？就是瞎说。

两个大男生当然看到了君海澄和战琰之间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">小动作，心中又翻起巨浪，元帅跟海澄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">关系，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">不是一般二般<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">好啊，瞧这动作亲昵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">。

看着坐在一起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">战琰和君海澄，一个霸气邪魅，不失温柔，一个君子端方，温润如玉，气场契合得完全没有第三个人可以插足<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">地方，四子悦拿着新到手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">礼物，嘴里忽然觉得十分苦涩，如果那个人是元帅大人……

那他，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">确是可以死心了。

战琰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">视线若有若无地扫过四子悦沮丧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">神情，弯下腰去挑了一颗成色最好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">水蜜桃塞到君海澄手里，谁也没有发现他在低头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">一刹那，眼里露出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">洋洋得意，抬起头又是一副特真诚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">模样，继续谈笑风生。

君海澄啃着水蜜桃，满心郁闷，他想吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">是热腾腾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">茶叶蛋啊混蛋。

下一秒钟，战琰开始剥茶叶蛋……

君海澄差点被桃肉呛了一下，神了，战琰怎么知道他心里在想什么？！

四子悦和于非原本还有些拘谨，放不开，不过在战琰王八之气大开，和颜悦色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">交谈下，也渐渐放开来，一脸崇拜，纷纷拜倒在战琰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">西装裤下。

气氛正好，包厢里猛地响起高小白<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">一声尖叫，“什么？！战元帅？！！真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">是那个很会打仗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">超级威风<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">战元帅？”

终于反应过来了……

所有人齐齐叹气，这反射弧到底得长到什么地步，才会这么迟钝啊！

五个人吃吃喝喝，说说笑笑，终于确定自己不是在做梦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">高小白，乐得差点蹦起来，还巴巴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">要了签名，宝贝似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">藏好，君海澄看见了，托着下巴皱鼻子，那家伙一笔狗爬字有什么好收藏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">？

然后说起于非唱歌<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">糗事，几个人乐得东倒西歪，高小白大大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">叹一口气，“唉，小非非那把破锣嗓子，唱什么歌呀！”

四子悦非常恶毒地道：“他那不是唱歌，是嚎丧呢！”

于非被森森打击到了，感激地看向对面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">两个人，没有跟着落井下石，好人哪！眼泪汪汪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">表示自己急需要安慰。

君海澄一脸遗憾，“基于朋友<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">道义，虽然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">很想安慰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，但是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">也不能罔顾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">很破锣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">事实，抱歉呀。”

噢！于非觉得自己裂成玻璃网了！

战琰喝了一口酒，拍拍于非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">肩膀，当起知心大哥哥，“没事，不就是唱歌不行吗？又不是小弟弟不行，等到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">小弟弟不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">那一天，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">再来同情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">。”

砰！于非觉得自己碎成玻璃渣了，强力胶水都黏补不回来。

于是小非子愤怒了，嗷嗷直叫，“有本事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">们唱一个来听听！”然后立刻加上一句，“海澄不算！”他可不傻，君海澄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">古乐器古乐曲是出了名<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">好。

四子悦自己唱歌也是半吊子，登时不敢说话，他才不要在这些人面前出丑，高小白圆溜溜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">大眼睛滚来滚去，最后把眼光瞄向战琰，鼓动，“元帅，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">来一个吧，将这个嚣张小人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">气焰打下去！”

君海澄忍着笑戳戳战琰，“喂，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">个大老粗，会唱歌么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">？”

战琰高人状，“小意思，本人十项全能。”

挨了君海澄一记白眼，战琰站起来，十分臭屁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">道：“今日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">们有幸了，可以聆听一下本帅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">仙曲！”

他这样一说，众人登时有了几分期待，外界一向传闻战元帅才华出众，也不知道他在音乐上面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">造诣怎么样，想来是极好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，这下有耳福了，元帅开金口唱歌给他们听啊，于是非常捧场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">热烈鼓掌！只有君海澄升起不好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">预感，他怎么突然觉得有种毛骨悚然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">感觉呢？

战琰走上去，优雅地拿起麦克风，站在小舞台中央，深情地看了君海澄一眼，声音如午夜时分玫瑰花园里，琴弦在大提琴上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">呢喃，低沉魅惑，“这一首歌，今生今世，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">只为一个人唱。”

高小白感动得眼泪汪汪，“绝世无双钟情男……”

君海澄嘴一抽，默默扭头。

战琰轻吸一口气，张开两瓣薄红<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">唇，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">@#卍&▼☆……爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">#&☆Ю……噢！！喔喔喔！！！喔~╱~”

所有人齐齐一抖，噗通倒地，不敢置信地望着天花板，吓？！这是神马东西？！

君海澄艰难爬起来，惊骇，就这种水平，居然还有脸皮去鄙视别人？！

其实，战琰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">声线很好听，欣赏音乐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">能力也算不错，可是不知道为什么，轮到他唱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">时候，那个调子就会跑到连八匹牛都拉不回来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">地方去，神奇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">是，战琰对自己唱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">歌仿佛屏蔽了欣赏能力，他永远都觉得，自己唱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">是仙曲儿……

想当初战琰接受贵族教育<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">时候，教他音乐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">老师头发都掉光了，绝望得差点上吊自杀，最后也没能将战琰培养成至少能唱准五个音<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">“天才”。

刚巧有服务员进来送酒水，结果整个人一僵，站在那里不动了。

君海澄觉得愧疚，这人别吓傻了吧？小心地戳了戳他，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">没事吧？”

服务员定定地看他一眼，缓缓地吐出一口白沫，面条似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">软下去了。

服务员心里死不瞑目啊，在月之芳工作这么多年，五音不全<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">人他也听过不少，但是走调走到能杀人于无形之中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">地步<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，他却从来没有见过，唉，没想到他低声下气阿谀奉承小心谨慎了几十年，最后还是落得个生于月之芳，死于月之芳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">悲惨下场。老婆，孩子，永别了，记住，以后遇见不会唱歌却非要霸麦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">人，一定要赶快逃啊！

于非喃喃地道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">以为，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">这把嗓子就够破了，原来是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">错了，神马叫做强中自有强中手，山外还有一山高？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">如今是明白了——谢谢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">！元帅大人，因为有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5l2gm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oirm.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">又找回了自信，人生！果然是充满了希望<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qem.jjc.coma7a3e6da37">！”