二丑（1/2）

你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！

你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。

走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------

你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。

你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。

你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！

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