37皇上技术差（2/2）

坡还是那个坡，树还是那颗树，这回田絮变乖了，不敢再站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">树冠下，也不敢再随便打喷嚏。烟火表演不知什么时候已经结束，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">群渐渐散去，许多男女老少和美貌的千金小姐们带着自家丫鬟从矮坡前经过，田絮抱着双臂冷得直跺脚，望眼欲穿地伸脖子，最后直望得脖子都要断了，也不见自家丫鬟的身影。

眼见着对街上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">已散尽，她开始急了，小环一向乖巧，绝不会乱跑，那丫头虽是机灵，却从没来过京都，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">生地不熟，她一个小丫鬟，没身份没地位还没银子，若走丢了真是件危险的事，田絮不由自主地脑补着妙龄少女被恶霸掳进青楼、鞭打欺凌迫其卖身的恐怖画面，越想越觉得有这个可能，当即扯了个路<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">，问对方青楼何<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">。

那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">本是京都一介纨绔，乘着选秀期间美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">众多，出来饱眼福的，看她一身落魄，相貌惊悚，登时抬起扇柄隔开她的拉扯，傲慢道：“姑娘，本少劝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">还是乘早打消这个念头，直跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">说了吧，凭<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">这长相，便是倒贴也没有哪一家的妈妈会收<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">的。”

田絮忍怒，捂住鼻子，摇头解释：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">不是……”

那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">立即抬手后退，打断她，生气地道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">怎么就不听劝，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">长成这样，给少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">当个洗脚婢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">都看不上眼，还想上青楼当姑娘？”

田絮道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">只是……”

“啧！”那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">皱眉，语气十分不悦：“本少这也是好心，怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">去了凭白遭<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">打击！不过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">这样子看着倒也着实可怜，要真缺钱使，少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">倒是可以好心施舍几个银子与<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">度难……”

田絮扭头就走。

“唉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">还没说完呢！什么女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">啊这是，丑还不让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">说……”

田絮猛地站定，掉头一拳挥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">的鼻梁上。

******

半个时辰后，青楼后墙外，一女子鬼鬼祟祟骑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">墙头，但见她衣衫不整、中衣半湿，形容狼狈，一张脸奇丑无比，口中碎碎有词：

“小环啊小环，银子丢了不打紧，牌子丢了自然也不打紧，可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">怎么能把自己丢了呢？”

田絮一边抱怨，一边手脚并用努力爬墙，不妨巷子那头突然拐进两条<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">影。前方那个一身雪白披风、身材高挑、行走间步伐生风，姿态端得是昂然悦目，只周身燃着一股子怒意，后面一个矮个子小跑着追，躬身弯背的样子略显谦卑，边追边道：“主子，您慢些，慢些！”

无意瞥见为首那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">雪白皮草下半张怒气冲冲的美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">脸，田絮一愣，张口要招呼，一只手突然拉着她将她扯下墙头，田絮大惊就要叫喊，对方飞快地捂住了她的嘴，低道：“小姐！”

“小环？”田絮背靠墙上，难以置信，但是很快惊讶便转为惊喜，她兴奋地低呼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">果然聪明，小环<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">真被拐到这儿啦？！”

小环白了她一眼：“小姐，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">是来找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">的。”

“找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">？”田絮呆道：“找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">为什么要上青楼？”

小环望天，幽幽道：“因为奴婢太了解小姐了。”

平安找到小环，悬着的心顿时放了下来，田絮抱怨：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">为什么要乱跑？”

“奴婢没有乱跑啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">只是去给小姐买这个了，买完回来没看到小姐，吓死小环了！”说着从身后捧出一团东西，递给田絮。

田絮低头一看，顿时面色扭曲：“百合……花？”

小环点头，讨好笑道：“小姐，漂亮吗？奴婢好不容易才找到的呢！”

田絮僵硬点头，笑得有些发干，半晌道：“这个这个……小环<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">真的对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">没有企图吗？”她真的很怀疑啊……

见她喜欢，小环很开心，蓦地，一把抓过她的袖子叫道：“小姐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">的外袍呢，怎么这袖子也全湿了？”说罢跺跺脚，毅然起身：“这样不行，会生病！小姐先<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">这里等一会儿，小环这就去给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">找衣裳！”

田絮惊讶，正要问她准备去哪找，一个没拉住，小环已经起身跑远，跑出七八步又回头嘱咐：“奴婢去去就来，小姐这回可莫再乱跑了。”

田絮呆了呆，什么时候乱跑的变成了自己？抬头看去，哪里还有了那丫头的影子。

蹲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">院子中央，田絮低头打量那盆花，瓷制的花钵小巧精致，釉面细腻凉滑，托着正中央一朵洁白饱满的百合花，亭亭玉立，纯白无暇。

清晨一句戏言，小丫头竟然当了真，还费心专程找来一朵讨她高兴，心里有点感动，凑近闻了闻，却没有闻出任何香味，再闻了闻，还是没味道……伸手一摸脸才想起自己的鼻子已经报废了。忽然想起那兔美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">外头，本着便宜不占白不占、美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">不看白不看的原则，田絮丢下花，踩着石头再次爬上了墙头。

巷子里那两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">果然还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">，就站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">不远的地方，兔美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">那张倾国倾城的脸上依旧挂着怒气，怎么看怎么可爱。她身后那名矮个子奴才正一脸苦色地巴巴劝道：“主子您再试试，好不容易出来一趟，好歹再试试！奴才敢打包票，这次的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">保管干净，主子您定会喜欢！”

美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">冷笑：“上次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">也这么说，可结果怎样？小川子，馊主意出多了是会掉舌头的。”

小奴大惊失色：“主子，这次的主意可不是小川子出的，都怪那冯良义来的，要拔也该拔他的舌头！”

兔美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">拂袖冷哼。小奴惊惧，大哭：“主子您信奴才啊，这次真的是冯良义，馊主意都是他出的，他跟奴才打包票说这次的法子一定奏效，所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">才带主子来这里……”

田絮趴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">墙头看得感慨：“啧啧，好凶的兔子，好怂的奴才！”一个不留神，话便从嘴巴里溜了出来。

“什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">！”

一声厉喝，原本相对而站的主仆二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">闪电般朝墙头看来，田絮只看见那兔美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">一双美目瞬间锐利，眼风如刀子般精准割过来，生生骇得一惊，跌了下去。

扶着墙刚站稳身子，眼前一花，继而肩膀上一阵剧痛，主仆二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">不知何时已跃过墙进到了院子里，此刻正攥着她的肩膀冷冷的质问：“说，谁派<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">来偷听！”

料不到刚才还那般怂包的小奴才狠起来竟是这样可怕，田絮一时间挣扎不开，被擒之处痛得说不出话来，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">见她不招，转手一握就要拧她的胳膊，就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">此时，旁边一身高贵皮草的冷艳美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">终于徐徐走近，看清了田絮的脸，顿时怒火中烧：“又是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">！”

小奴一愣，停手转脸：“主子识得她？”

冷艳的面容顿时一沉，美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">拂袖负过身，背对田絮，许久才发出一声不甘不愿的低哼：“嗯。”

小奴不解，回头打量田絮，只觉此女衣冠不整、举止放浪、相貌丑陋，确认是自己从没见过的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">，结合主子刚才的话，更加惊疑，质问田絮：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">，为何方才要偷听？”

“不是偷听，”田絮挣不开身，诚实道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">偷看。”

【7】

“不是偷听，”田絮道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">偷看。”

小奴一愣，继而大怒，田絮忙抬手指指假山旁背身而立的靓丽身影，解释道：“爱美之心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">皆有之，呵呵，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcfa80f6316">看美女而已。”